And by Lazy Cow I mean me…
I was going to start staining my kitchen island just now. I got it all cleared off from the morning’s (and let’s be honest, yesterday morning’s as well) activities except for the fruit bowl. That’s when I got distracted by a juicy orange and of course sat down to read a blog or two while I ate it.
Have you checked out Ellen’s blog yet? Something about that girls just cracks me up. I don’t even watch her show. I think just reading her blog and watching the clips is as much funniness as I can handle in a single day.
Some people think cows are lazy. I just think that they have a motivation problem. They’ve got the same 2 choices every day. Graze or gaze, day in and day out. It’s not like the good old days when it was graze, gaze or stampede.
I think she’s onto us though. Our little internet support group for lazy people that we have going here is perfect. You don’t have to get dressed or drive anywhere to get to it.
It just hit me today that my daughter is getting baptized next Saturday. Do you think it might be a good time to start making her baptism dress and plan some sort of meal for the family that will be showing up? That is if I get around to inviting them?
I know. I’ll get to work on my island and see if someone else magically plans the baptism for me in the mean time.
You can make baptism dresses? I’m so jealous! You sound like me, not inviting people until the last minute.
Becca’s birthday party is Saturday. I have done nothing.
Feel better yet? =P
Hey quit blogging and get that sewing machine flying!
If your like me you work better under pressure. Wait until Friday night
Meh, you’ve got a couple of days before you should get worried right? Love your cow quote and LOVE Ellen!
You know what–my sisters and I LOVE Ellen’s stand up videos–she is the cleanest stand-up comedian anywhere (even more-so than the famously popular Brian Regan who curses; DeGeneres doesn’t!).
Not only that, but she is SO FUNNY! Ever see her bit about pickle jars???
I like Ellen too. She’s so funny, I can’t help but laugh at her, even her dumb jokes have such a great presentation that its hilarious.
I love Ellen too. I wish I could watch her show every day. Youtube and the blog will have to do though.
Have fun with the baptism dress making! It will be fun to see how it turns out!
I’m a faithful Ellen DVR’er. I love her show, my kids love her show.
Good luck with the baptism plans.